Confucius Say…

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
 
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
 
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intents.
 
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
 
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
 
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
 
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
 
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
 
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
 
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
 
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
 
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
 
Squirrel who runs up woman’s’ leg will not find nuts.
  
Finally, CONFUCIUS not say. . . 
 
Lion will not cheat on wife, but Tiger Wood!
Thanks to Sylvia Luckman for those.



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One Response to “Confucius Say…”

  1. Helena D Says:

    Those are brilliant!

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